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kaylizle:

legitimatecacti:

commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”

shep: “Today is our independence day”
Ash: *dies of laughter*
Vega: you can’t be serious. Is she serious?
Joker: the brave heart one is the best. Her Mel Gibson is getting really good.

sailorastera:

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

Husband calls me “Captain” ^___^;

My office is the top of the house with the best views, so it’s the bridge.

He’s in Engineering.

My life insurance is higher. Is it because of the red shirt? :<

The only way I’ll ever consider marriage is if he’ll call me “Commander”.

(Source: ofelrond)

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