Pretty Pajamas Suited Soldier

Young at heart, but slightly older on the outside. Should be grown enough to know better, but don't actually care. Usually prefer to spend time with Bioware's creations rather than real people. Unless they are internet-people. Love internet-people and want to fangirl about fandom with them! <3
Recent Tweets @Chrysalis_Moon

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(via starofcephei)

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

awesomesentimentalcraps:

oh dear, I do love animals

(via starofcephei)

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

(via masseffected)

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.
Katherine Henson (via cleamour)

(via ladytrevelyan)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
*lapdance for you* ;)
prettypajamassuitedsoldier prettypajamassuitedsoldier Said:

hawkules:

it’s not you, it’s me. and me2. and me3. mass effect ruined everything.

(via sumomoblossom77)

didathing:

[ AGGRESSIVELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER ]

(via sumomoblossom77)